{"id":2555,"date":"2013-03-26T08:30:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-26T01:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2555"},"modified":"2013-03-26T08:32:50","modified_gmt":"2013-03-26T01:32:50","slug":"transaksi-tomat-merah-vs-tomat-hijau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/transaksi-tomat-merah-vs-tomat-hijau\/","title":{"rendered":"Transaksi Tomat Merah vs. Tomat Hijau"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/3333180059446_d631f55381_z.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by flickr.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com -Suatu hari Soimah melewati sebuah kebun tomat milik tetangganya. Warna merah dari tomat itu benar-benar menggodanya. Dia pun memutuskan untuk bertanya pada pemiliknya.<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPermisi, Pak Tino.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Soimah. Ada apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBuah tomatnya benar-benar menggoda. Apa boleh saya beli?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAmbil saja, Mah. Gitu saja kok beli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi Imah mau tomatnya banyak. Benar tidak apa-apa kalau nggak beli?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau begitu ceritanya ya beli saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaiklah. Berapa harga tomat yang merah itu? Lima ratus rupiah ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, kemurahan dong. Sudah saya kasih seribu saja. Kalau mau lima ratus, itu tomat yang masih hijau.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, kok gitu sih. Tapi ya sudah saya beli tomat yang hijau saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOk. Kalau begitu saya petik dulu ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJangan dipetik sekarang, Pak. Minggu depan saya ambilnya. Pasti kan sudah merah. Lima ratus ya, Pak Tino?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com -Suatu hari Soimah melewati sebuah kebun tomat milik tetangganya. Warna merah dari tomat itu benar-benar menggodanya. Dia pun memutuskan untuk bertanya pada pemiliknya. Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPermisi, Pak Tino.\u201d Pemilik\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Soimah. Ada apa?\u201d Soimah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBuah tomatnya benar-benar menggoda. 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