{"id":2561,"date":"2013-03-27T16:30:25","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T09:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2561"},"modified":"2013-03-27T16:30:29","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T09:30:29","slug":"bingung-warna-dasarnya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/bingung-warna-dasarnya\/","title":{"rendered":"Bingung Warna Dasarnya"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/22208998311_019cb26c5d.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by dipity.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ada kunjungan ke kebun binatang dari sekolah. Semua anak-anak merasa senang terutama kedua sahabat yaitu Joko dan Budi. Mereka begitu bersemangat dengan kunjungan hari ini. Mereka sangat ingin melihat binatang-binatang yang ada di kebun binatang.<\/p>\n<p>Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, hari ini kita ke kebun binatang, Di.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Ko. Aku mau lihat semua binatang-binatangnya. Kalau bisa sih foto bareng.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, ide bagus tuh. Tapi, kok kita belum berangkat ya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cCoba tanya bu guru saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBu, kapan kita akan berangkat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSetengah jam lagi, Ko. Sekarang periksa dulu semua barang-barang yang mau dibawa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Joko &amp; Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLaksanakan, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anak-anak pun bersiap-siap begitu juga Joko dan Budi. Setibanya di kebun binatang dan setelah senang-senang melihat binatang yang ada, Joko pun berhenti di salah satu binatang. Dia pun merasa kebingungan dan terdiam membisu. Bu guru yang melihat pun bertanya.<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAda apa, Joko? Kok kamu melamun?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJoko bingung, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBingung kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau binatang yang ini warna dasar kulitnya apa ya? Putih atau hitam?\u201d, sambil menunjuk pada Zebra.<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ada kunjungan ke kebun binatang dari sekolah. Semua anak-anak merasa senang terutama kedua sahabat yaitu Joko dan Budi. Mereka begitu bersemangat dengan kunjungan hari ini. Mereka sangat ingin melihat binatang-binatang yang ada di kebun binatang. Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, hari ini kita ke kebun binatang, Di.\u201d Budi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa, Ko. 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