{"id":2610,"date":"2013-04-05T08:30:39","date_gmt":"2013-04-05T01:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2610"},"modified":"2013-04-05T08:30:41","modified_gmt":"2013-04-05T01:30:41","slug":"bingungnya-mencari-jodoh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/bingungnya-mencari-jodoh\/","title":{"rendered":"Bingungnya Mencari Jodoh"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmom-and-Teenager-Talking.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by patheos.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Kiki melihat wajah Sari, sahabatnya yang terlihat murung ketika ia bertandang main kerumahnya. Dia pun mencoba untuk menanyakan kejadian apa yang sedang dialami sahabatnya itu.<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMuka kamu kenapa, Ri? Kok kusam banget?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya nih aku lagi bingung. Bener-bener bikin stress dah.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLah, emang kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu tahu Anto, kan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAnto, pacar kamu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu putus sama dia?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSembarangan kamu!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus kenapa dong? Dari tadi kamu sepotong-sepotong ngomongnya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKemarin itu aku bawa doi ketemu si papa. Tapi papa nggak setuju dan minta aku putusin doi. Nggak bisa gitu dong, aku kan udah cinta mati sama dia. Bingung deh jadinya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, ribet juga masalah kamu. Ehm\u2026 gimana ya? Oya aku ada ide!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cCoba cari doi yang mirip bokap kamu. Pasti bokap setuju.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBoleh juga idenya. Ok, aku coba. Thanks, Ki. Kamu memang sobat aku yang baik!.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOk. Good luck, Sob.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Beberapa hari kemudian, Kiki pun bertemu dengan Sari, dia menanyakan hasil dari idenya itu.<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGimana, Ri?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNemu sih tapi \u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSekarang nyokap yang komplen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Suatu hari Kiki melihat wajah Sari, sahabatnya yang terlihat murung ketika ia bertandang main kerumahnya. Dia pun mencoba untuk menanyakan kejadian apa yang sedang dialami sahabatnya itu. Kiki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMuka kamu kenapa, Ri? Kok kusam banget?\u201d Sari \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya nih aku lagi bingung. Bener-bener bikin stress dah.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2611,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2610"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2621,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2610\/revisions\/2621"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}