{"id":2777,"date":"2013-05-13T14:00:03","date_gmt":"2013-05-13T07:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2777"},"modified":"2013-05-13T14:00:32","modified_gmt":"2013-05-13T07:00:32","slug":"dilema-skor-0-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/dilema-skor-0-0\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilema Skor 0-0"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Wwatching-football-on-tv-650x0.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by digitaltrends.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Karena ini adalah hari ulang tahun sang istri, pak Aji harus merelakan keinginannya untuk bersantai di hari libur sambil menonton pertandingan sepak bola klub jagoannya. Dia pun langsung mengiyakan ketika sang istri, ibu Ani memintanya untuk membantu memasak di dapur. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Setelah hampir satu jam membantu sang istri memasak di dapur, Pak Aji pun menyempatkan diri untuk melihat skor pertandingan bola.<\/p>\n<p>Pak Aji : \u201cBu, bapak boleh lihat skor pertandingan sepak bola di TV?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Ani : \u201cYa, boleh dong, Pak.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Setelah melihat skor pertandingannya, Pak Budi kembali ke dapur dengan muka masam.<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Ani : \u201cWajah bapak kenapa? Kok masam seperti itu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Aji : \u201cSkor pertandingannya 0-0, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Ani : \u201cLoh, bukannya bagus?! Berarti bapak belum ketinggalan pertandingannya. Sebentar lagi masak-memasaknya selesai kok. Jadi bapak bisa nonton deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Aji : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Karena ini adalah hari ulang tahun sang istri, pak Aji harus merelakan keinginannya untuk bersantai di hari libur sambil menonton pertandingan sepak bola klub jagoannya. Dia pun langsung mengiyakan ketika sang istri, ibu Ani memintanya untuk membantu memasak di dapur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-olahraga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2777"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2777\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2780,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2777\/revisions\/2780"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}