{"id":2782,"date":"2013-05-14T08:30:26","date_gmt":"2013-05-14T01:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2782"},"modified":"2013-05-14T08:30:30","modified_gmt":"2013-05-14T01:30:30","slug":"hebatnya-keanekaragaman-bahasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/hebatnya-keanekaragaman-bahasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Hebatnya Keanekaragaman Bahasa"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bbelanja.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">bukubudi.blogspot.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pekerjaan <em>Bli<\/em> Jo sebagai pemandu wisata mau tidak mau berhadapan dengan beraneka ragam turis yang datang ke Bali. Suatu hari, Bli Jo mendapat turis dari Kanada yang sama sekali belum pernah belajar bahasa Indonesia. Turis itu pun banyak bertanya kosakata dalam bahasa Indonesia kepada Bli Jo. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Turis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBli, I had no time to learn Bahasa because I got the sudden ticket free. Could you help me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bli Jo\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSure, why not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cI need to learn just some vocabularies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bli Jo\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSure. Let\u2019s practice.<\/p>\n<p>Setelah belajar selama kurang lebih 30 menit, Bli Jo pun menemani sang turis mengelilingi Bali. Di tengah perjalanan, turis tersebut ingin membeli oleh-oleh untuk teman-teman dan saudaranya di Kanada. Beli pun memberi waktu untuk turis tersebut belanja sendirian di tengah kerumunan para wisatawan.<\/p>\n<p>Turis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPukul\u2026pukul\u2026pukul\u2026.\u201d, ucapnya sambil menunjuk lengannya.<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201cPukul 9, Sir.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNo. Pukul\u2026pukul\u2026pukul\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201cPlease use English.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Turis\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cI lost my watch.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Penjual : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pekerjaan Bli Jo sebagai pemandu wisata mau tidak mau berhadapan dengan beraneka ragam turis yang datang ke Bali. Suatu hari, Bli Jo mendapat turis dari Kanada yang sama sekali belum pernah belajar bahasa Indonesia. Turis itu pun banyak bertanya kosakata dalam bahasa Indonesia kepada Bli Jo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2782"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2786,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2782\/revisions\/2786"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}