{"id":2813,"date":"2013-05-20T14:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-05-20T07:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2813"},"modified":"2013-05-20T14:01:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-20T07:01:31","slug":"isteri-salah-gaul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/isteri-salah-gaul\/","title":{"rendered":"Isteri Salah Gaul"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Wwoman-organizing-contacts-on-smartphone.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by technobuffalo.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ibu Rani sangat senang sekali. Pasalnya, \u00a0dua hari yang lalu ia baru saja dibelikan sebuah smartphone terbaru oleh suaminya, Pak Danu. Ibu Rani benar-benar menyukai benda tersebut, karena berkat handphone canggih itu ia bisa berkomunikasi dengan teman-teman lamanya lewat <i>Facebook<\/i>, <i>Twitter<\/i>, dan media sosial lainnya serta bergaul di dunia maya. Bahkan saat memasak pun ibu Rani enggan meninggalkan barang kesayangannya tersebut. Namun rupanya ada yang aneh semenjak ibu Rani bergaul karib dengan benda itu, terutama dari cara bicaranya. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pak Danu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBu, ibu seneng yah sama handphone barunya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Rani\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya, seneng banget, Pak. Makasih ya, Pak. Bapak memang suami yang baik!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Danu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAh ibu bisa aja. Kalau gitu, masakin makanan kesukaan Bapak dong, Bu\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Rani\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTumis kangkung sama pecel lele?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Danu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Rani\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cCiyus? Enelan mau dimasakin? Cungguh? Miapah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Danu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ibu Rani sangat senang sekali. Pasalnya, \u00a0dua hari yang lalu ia baru saja dibelikan sebuah smartphone terbaru oleh suaminya, Pak Danu. Ibu Rani benar-benar menyukai benda tersebut, karena berkat handphone canggih itu ia bisa berkomunikasi dengan teman-teman lamanya lewat Facebook, Twitter, dan media sosial lainnya serta bergaul di dunia maya. Bahkan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2814,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2813"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2817,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2813\/revisions\/2817"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}