{"id":2954,"date":"2013-06-21T14:00:41","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T07:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=2954"},"modified":"2013-06-21T14:01:21","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T07:01:21","slug":"alasan-dibalik-bolosnya-ian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/alasan-dibalik-bolosnya-ian\/","title":{"rendered":"Alasan Dibalik Bolosnya Ian"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Bboy-with-dimples1.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by wisegeek.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ibu Ian baru saja pulang dari perjalanan bisnisnya selama dua hari. Setibanya dirumah ia mendapat kabar dari salah satu guru anaknya bahwa sudah dua hari ini Ian\u00a0 bolos sekolah. Mengetahui hal tersebut, ibu Ian pun menanyakan alasan dibalik bolosnya sang anak.<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa kamu bolos, Nak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ian\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSttt, ibu jangan bilang-bilang ya.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMemangnya kenapa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ian\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPokoknya ibu harus bantu Ian.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya. Kenapa?,\u201d jawabnya mulai kesal dengan pernyataan Ian.<\/p>\n<p>Ian\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIan bilang kalau nenek sudah meninggal.<\/p>\n<p>Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHah? Sttt, jangan ribut nanti nenek dengar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nenek\u00a0 : \u201cAPA!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ian\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMaaf, Nek. Soalnya Ian belum kerjain PR Matematika hari ini. Jadi Nenek jangan keluar rumah ya. Nenek kan tahu kalau sekolah Ian nggak jauh dari rumah dan pasti guru-guru akan lewat di depan rumah. Jadi kita di rumah saja yah jangan ada yang keluar rumah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu dan Nenek : \u201cIAAANNN!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(lyd\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini ibu Ian baru saja pulang dari perjalanan bisnisnya selama dua hari. Setibanya dirumah ia mendapat kabar dari salah satu guru anaknya bahwa sudah dua hari ini Ian\u00a0 bolos sekolah. Mengetahui hal tersebut, ibu Ian pun menanyakan alasan dibalik bolosnya sang anak. Ibu\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa kamu bolos, Nak?\u201d Ian\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSttt, ibu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":2955,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2954"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2958,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2954\/revisions\/2958"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}