{"id":3020,"date":"2013-07-15T08:30:56","date_gmt":"2013-07-15T01:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3020"},"modified":"2013-07-15T08:31:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-15T01:31:12","slug":"kucing-dan-tikus-bermaafan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kucing-dan-tikus-bermaafan\/","title":{"rendered":"Kucing dan Tikus Bermaafan"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ccatandmouse.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by dailymail.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Saatnya Idul Fitri, saatnya semua saling bermaafan.<\/p>\n<p>Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBro, maafin gue yah, gue banyak salah sama lo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSama Bro, maafin gue juga yah. Gue selalu ngumpet setiap lo nyariin gue\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGapapa Bro, lagian gue kok yang keusilan. Ya udah, kita baikan nih ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya dong, masa Idul Fitri masih aja musuh-musuhan. Eh tapi kalau gue inget yang kemarin itu, gaya lo nggak banget deh waktu nembak cewek\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLo tau darimana kalau gue nembak cewek?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa waktu gue ga sengaja ketempat lo lah. Lo sih, nyimpen makanan nggak bagi-bagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh, jadi yang berantakin acara makan malam gue waktu itu tuh elo !!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNggak kok, gue cuma lewat doang. Gue cuma nyicipin dikit doang!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGara-gara lo gue mesti nyamperin lagi mantan gue karena gue kira itu ulahnya dia yang nggak rela gue punya pacar baru!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c ????\u201d (kabur)<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Saatnya Idul Fitri, saatnya semua saling bermaafan. Kucing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBro, maafin gue yah, gue banyak salah sama lo.\u201d Tikus\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSama Bro, maafin gue juga yah. Gue selalu ngumpet setiap lo nyariin gue\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3021,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3020","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3020"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3025,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3020\/revisions\/3025"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3021"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}