{"id":3026,"date":"2013-07-16T08:30:58","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T01:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3026"},"modified":"2013-07-16T08:31:43","modified_gmt":"2013-07-16T01:31:43","slug":"pulang-terlambat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pulang-terlambat\/","title":{"rendered":"Pulang Terlambat"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Jjeff.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by hellomagazine.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dua orang anak bernama Dito dan Andi, pulang dengan sembunyi-sembunyi melewati pintu belakang rumah mereka dan segera masuk ke kamarnya. Namun, sang Ayah yang sudah menunggu lama daritadi melihat mereka berjalan mengendap-endap kemudian mengajukan pertanyaan kepada kedua anaknya itu.<\/p>\n<p>Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHei, mau kemana kamu?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cEh, Ayah&#8230;\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Andi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMau masuk kamar, Yah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTidak boleh! Kasih penjelasan sama Ayah kenapa kalian pulang terlambat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBegini Yah, tadi itu disekolah kakak ketiduran, trus mimpi diajak jalan-jalan sama Ayah, jauuuhhh banget, Yah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : (Mengerutkan kening) \u201cTerus kamu, Andi?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Andi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cAku nungguin kak Dito\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalian habis main, kan!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKok Ayah tau?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Dua orang anak bernama Dito dan Andi, pulang dengan sembunyi-sembunyi melewati pintu belakang rumah mereka dan segera masuk ke kamarnya. Namun, sang Ayah yang sudah menunggu lama daritadi melihat mereka berjalan mengendap-endap kemudian mengajukan pertanyaan kepada kedua anaknya itu. Ayah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHei, mau kemana kamu?!\u201d Dito\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cEh, Ayah&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3027,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3026"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3030,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3026\/revisions\/3030"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3027"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}