{"id":3031,"date":"2013-07-17T08:30:29","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T01:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2013-07-17T08:31:49","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T01:31:49","slug":"karena-jadwal-badminton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/karena-jadwal-badminton\/","title":{"rendered":"Karena Jadwal Badminton"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Iindian-badminton-league.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by theholidayindia.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di minggu pagi yang tenang, Pak Joko yang saat itu sedang menikmati waktu paginya sambil minum teh hangat tiba-tiba kedatangan tamu dan ternyata tamu itu adalah Ketua RT. Melihat sang pemimpin lingkungannya datang, Pak Joko pun menyambutnya.<\/p>\n<p>Pak Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, Bapak, ada apa nih pagi-pagi kerumah saya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh tidak, saya hanya tak sengaja lewat saja.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pak Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh, ya, sudah sarapan, Pak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0\u201cOh, sudah, sudah\u2026 Oh ya, bagaimana kalau kita lari pagi bersama saja?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBisa, Pak. Tapi kalau sore saja bagaimana? Saya ada jadwal badminton siang ini.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u00a0<i>(Berani sekali dia mengabaikan ajakan saya<\/i><i>!)<\/i> \u201cHmm, baiklah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Saat Ketua RT memutuskan pergi, langkahnya pun seketika terhenti. Ia bertanya setelah membalikkan badannya kembali.<\/p>\n<p>Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNgomong-ngomong, bukannya Bapak ini akan merayakan pesta pernikahan yang ke 10 tahun hari ini? Kok justru kelihatannya sepi-sepi saja ?<\/p>\n<p>Pak Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSaya kan sudah bilang, Pak, saya ada jadwal badminton siang ini.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di minggu pagi yang tenang, Pak Joko yang saat itu sedang menikmati waktu paginya sambil minum teh hangat tiba-tiba kedatangan tamu dan ternyata tamu itu adalah Ketua RT. Melihat sang pemimpin lingkungannya datang, Pak Joko pun menyambutnya. Pak Joko\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWah, Bapak, ada apa nih pagi-pagi kerumah saya?\u201d Ketua RT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh tidak, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3032,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-olahraga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3035,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions\/3035"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}