{"id":3037,"date":"2013-07-17T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3037"},"modified":"2013-07-17T14:02:36","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T07:02:36","slug":"bukan-no-women-no-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/bukan-no-women-no-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"Bukan No Women No Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Iimg_5096312_340.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by topnewstoday.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari yang indah, dua pemuda duduk berdua. Mereka memulai pembicaraan dengan membicarakan hal-hal ringan, dan tak lama setelah itu, salah satu dari mereka meminta sebatang rokok kepada temannya tersebut.<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBro, minta rokok, dong\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lalu Pemuda 2 memberinya kotak berisi rokok untuk dia mengambil sendiri. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh ya Bro, lo katanya mau ngasih gue handphone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lalu Pemuda 2 bangkit dan mengambil handphone yang disimpan di dalam tasnya.<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cWaahhh Bro, makasih ya! Eh, tapi lo punya duit gak? Gue pengen kopi, nih\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lalu Pemuda 2 memberinya selembar uang Rp. 100.000<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKembaliannya buat Gue, ya! Tenang Bro, Gue beliin juga kok buat lo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Beberapa menit kemudian setelah Pemuda 1 selesai memainkan handphone barunya dan menghadapkan pandangannya kepada si pemuda 2.<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c Bro, \u00a0lo kok diem aja, sih? Masalah cinta, ya? Udah deh, No Women No Cry, Bro! Nih, kaya gue, selalu optimis walau nggak punya pacar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus gue lo anggap apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Di sore hari yang indah, dua pemuda duduk berdua. Mereka memulai pembicaraan dengan membicarakan hal-hal ringan, dan tak lama setelah itu, salah satu dari mereka meminta sebatang rokok kepada temannya tersebut. Pemuda 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBro, minta rokok, dong\u201d Lalu Pemuda 2 memberinya kotak berisi rokok untuk dia mengambil sendiri.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3038,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3037"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3042,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3037\/revisions\/3042"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3038"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}