{"id":3057,"date":"2013-07-25T08:30:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T01:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3057"},"modified":"2013-07-25T08:33:12","modified_gmt":"2013-07-25T01:33:12","slug":"suami-ajak-poligami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/suami-ajak-poligami\/","title":{"rendered":"Suami Ajak Poligami"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Rretiree-couple-eating-dinner.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by thechefalliance.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah beraktifitas seharian dari tempat kerja mereka masing-masing, Pak Mahmud dan Ibu Mahmud pulang kerumah dengan keadaan lelah. Mereka duduk di bangku ruang tamu ketika makan malam sedang disiapkan oleh pembantu mereka. Tak lama setelah itu, mereka mandi dan membersihkan diri lalu pergi keruang makan. Ketika makan malam bersama keduanya tidak bicara sedikitpun karena sama-sama lelah, hinga pada suatu waktu, sang suami memulai pembicaraan. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pak Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cRumah kita sepi banget ya, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIya, sepi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSetelah makan malam, bagaimana kalau kita bermain permainan voli?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBapak ini gimana sih, masa malam-malam kaya gini main bola voli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIh Ibu, maksud Bapak bukan main bola voli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ibu Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus apa dong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pak Mahmud\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMaksud Bapak, abis ini kita main poligami aja, gimana?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(Sendok nasi melayang kearah wajah pak Mahmud).<\/p>\n<p>(asa\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah beraktifitas seharian dari tempat kerja mereka masing-masing, Pak Mahmud dan Ibu Mahmud pulang kerumah dengan keadaan lelah. Mereka duduk di bangku ruang tamu ketika makan malam sedang disiapkan oleh pembantu mereka. Tak lama setelah itu, mereka mandi dan membersihkan diri lalu pergi keruang makan. Ketika makan malam bersama keduanya tidak bicara sedikitpun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-keluarga"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3057"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3062,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3057\/revisions\/3062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}