{"id":3163,"date":"2013-08-19T08:30:27","date_gmt":"2013-08-19T01:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3163"},"modified":"2013-08-19T11:34:34","modified_gmt":"2013-08-19T04:34:34","slug":"murid-dan-guru-di-kelas-baru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/murid-dan-guru-di-kelas-baru\/","title":{"rendered":"Murid dan Guru di Kelas Baru"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Tteacher_with_class_in_background.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by aboutourkids.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Kelas baru sekolah dimulai. Usai libur panjang, ini adalah hari pertama murid Sekolah Dasar kembali memasuki kelasnya. Seorang guru meminta semua murid berbaris lurus di depan kelas, kemudian murid yang memimpin barisan meminta para murid berdoa lebih dulu sebelum memasuki kelas.<\/p>\n<p>Murid 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : \u201cBerdoa dimulai.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru yang saat itu berjalan mengelilingi para murid guna memeriksa kerapihan seragam dan barisan mendapat komentar. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Murid 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : \u201cBu guru, kita sedang berdoa. Ibu kenapa berkeliling terus?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru pun merasa tak enak dengan komentar tersebut sehingga ia mulai mengikuti barisan dan berdiri paling depan.<\/p>\n<p>Murid 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : Berdoa selesai.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru membalikkan badannya dan menghadap para murid.<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBaiklah, anak-anak, semua tetap berbaris dan tunjukkan kedua tangan kalian karena akan ada pemeriksaan kuku. Siapa yang kukunya panjang dan kotor, Ibu sudah siapkan hukuman.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tak sedikit rupanya murid yang belum merapikan kukunya. Guru menggelengkan kepala dan memisahkan mereka di barisan yang berbeda. Murid yang sebelumnya berkomentar rupanya ada di barisan hukuman itu. Dan guru itu pun bertanya<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKenapa kamu belum memotong kukumu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSudah kupotong minggu lalu, Bu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSeharusnya kamu potong setiap hari\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKalau aku potong setiap hari apakah bisa seperti kuku Ibu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Guru\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cIni Ibu potong sebulan sekali.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Murid 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Kelas baru sekolah dimulai. Usai libur panjang, ini adalah hari pertama murid Sekolah Dasar kembali memasuki kelasnya. Seorang guru meminta semua murid berbaris lurus di depan kelas, kemudian murid yang memimpin barisan meminta para murid berdoa lebih dulu sebelum memasuki kelas. Murid 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : \u201cBerdoa dimulai.\u201d Guru yang saat itu berjalan mengelilingi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3166,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3163"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3168,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3163\/revisions\/3168"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}