{"id":3177,"date":"2013-08-21T16:30:16","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T09:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2013-08-21T16:30:16","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T09:30:16","slug":"memandikan-anjing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/memandikan-anjing\/","title":{"rendered":"Memandikan Anjing"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ddog-take-a-bath.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by dogpicturesite.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Hari ini tak seperti biasa, Abdullah melihat Bang Jei, tetangga sebelah rumahnya mampir ke warung tempat biasa ia nongkrong. Karena penasaran, Abdullah pun iseng bertanya tentang tujuan Bang Jei datang ke warung tersebut siang itu.<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBang Jei tumben ke warung, memangnya gak kerja?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLibur, Dul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh libur\u2026 Terus bang Jei kemari mau ngapain?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBeli sabun cuci.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBang Jei mau nyuci baju?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBukan, mandiin si Heli. Anjing bang Jei.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSi Heli anjing bang Jei itu? Aduh bang, mandiin anjing mah pake shampo anjing. Bukan sabun cuci.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMasalah buat lo? Terus gue mesti bilang wow gitu?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Esoknya Abdullah bertemu kembali dengan Bang Jei di warung yang sama. Dengan sikap ramahnya Abdullah pun menyapa bang Jei yang saat itu hendak membeli minyak goreng dan gula pasir.<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGimana, bang? Si Heli pasti udah ganteng lagi ya, abis dimandiin?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKagak, dia mati.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHah??? Kok bisa? Tuh bener kan apa kata Abdul. Si Heli jangan dimandiin pake sabun colek!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bang Jei \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cPas dimandiin sih baik-baik aja, Dul. Pas gue peres dianya jadi modar gitu.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(asq\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Hari ini tak seperti biasa, Abdullah melihat Bang Jei, tetangga sebelah rumahnya mampir ke warung tempat biasa ia nongkrong. Karena penasaran, Abdullah pun iseng bertanya tentang tujuan Bang Jei datang ke warung tersebut siang itu. Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBang Jei tumben ke warung, memangnya gak kerja?\u201d Bang Jei\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLibur, Dul.\u201d Abdullah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3185,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/3185"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}