{"id":3231,"date":"2013-09-03T16:30:36","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T09:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3231"},"modified":"2013-09-03T16:30:51","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T09:30:51","slug":"saat-dua-kucing-mencari-makan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/saat-dua-kucing-mencari-makan\/","title":{"rendered":"Saat Dua Kucing Mencari Makan"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ttwocat.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by stepbystep.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Sore itu dua ekor kucing kampung bertemu di depan halaman rumah majikan mereka yang bersebelahan. Keduanya merasa lapar karena sudah 2 hari ini mereka tidak diberi makan oleh majikanya masing-masing. Merasa keberadaannya diabaikan, mereka pun mencoba untuk mencari makan diluar saja.<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHei Sob, Lo tau nggak, bos gue, dari kemarin nggak ngasih gue makan!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYah, jangankan makan, gue juga minta minum masa cuma dikasihnya air putih doang.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBos kita kere ya, Sob!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNah makanya itu, Sob. Malem ini, kita pesta. Biar si Bos tau walau tanpa dia, kita juga bisa makan besar, ya nggak?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Setengah jam kemudian&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNyampe kapan nih kita nunggu disini? Tambah laper, Sob\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSabar, bentar lagi juga pasti ada makanan buat kita, kok\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cApa meong kita kurang kenceng, Sob?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMungkin iya. Kalau gitu, kita meong yang kenceng sampe makanan kita dateng, Ok?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMEONG\u2026 MEONG&#8230; MEONG!!! \u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBYUUUURRRR!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cGue bilang juga apa Sob, lain kali kita cari tempat makan yang enakan, deh. Masa setiap kali mangkal di warung nasi malah kena siram. Nggak gue banget, deh.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cEerrrgghh. Bukan karena itu kita kena siram, tapi karena suara lo yang nggak banget, tau?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cMasa, sih?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing 2\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cEeerrgghhh!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(mir\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Sore itu dua ekor kucing kampung bertemu di depan halaman rumah majikan mereka yang bersebelahan. Keduanya merasa lapar karena sudah 2 hari ini mereka tidak diberi makan oleh majikanya masing-masing. Merasa keberadaannya diabaikan, mereka pun mencoba untuk mencari makan diluar saja. Kucing 1\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cHei Sob, Lo tau nggak, bos gue, dari kemarin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3231"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3247,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231\/revisions\/3247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}