{"id":3271,"date":"2013-09-13T14:00:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-13T07:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3271"},"modified":"2013-09-13T14:00:25","modified_gmt":"2013-09-13T07:00:25","slug":"kalau-binatang-main-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kalau-binatang-main-twitter\/","title":{"rendered":"Kalau Binatang Main Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Ccolorful_animals-1979px.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by clipartist.info<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Apa jadinya kalau kawanan binatang seperti kucing, anjing, monyet, sapi hingga kecoa memainkan media sosial Twitter? Kira-kira apa saja \u201cstatus\u201d yang mereka tulis, ya? Atau apakah akan seheboh seperti para pejabat pemerintah yang ramai-ramai terjun ke media sosial? Berikut ini <i>tweets<\/i> yang mereka tulis<i>. Just for fun, guys\u2026\u00a0 <!--more--><br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Sapi : \u201cAku bosen! Setiap lebaran aku selalu disuruh minum air yang banyak. Katanya sih biar aku bisa cepet gemuk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kambing : \u201cAlhamdulilah, lebaran haji kali ini tidak jadi dipotong. Sesuatu ya\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ayam : \u201cMohon dimaklumi apabila dalam dua hari ini saya tidak update status, itu berarti jasad saya sudah pindah di kuali.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Babi : \u201cBaru aja di <i>njus <\/i>(suntik) vaksin flu babi nih.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Cumi-cumi : \u201cYang mau isi ulang tinta untuk berbagai macam printer, dapat hubungi saya di 081234567\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kucing : \u201cNasib\u2026 nasib\u2026 Tiap ngelahirin anak selalu gak ada yang mau ngaku siapa bapaknya\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kecoa : \u201cUntung aje gue gak keinjek sama kaki manusia.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(ysf\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Apa jadinya kalau kawanan binatang seperti kucing, anjing, monyet, sapi hingga kecoa memainkan media sosial Twitter? Kira-kira apa saja \u201cstatus\u201d yang mereka tulis, ya? Atau apakah akan seheboh seperti para pejabat pemerintah yang ramai-ramai terjun ke media sosial? Berikut ini tweets yang mereka tulis. Just for fun, guys\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3272,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3271"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3275,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3271\/revisions\/3275"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}