{"id":3287,"date":"2013-09-15T08:30:58","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T01:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2013-09-15T08:31:41","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T01:31:41","slug":"pesan-singkat-sang-supir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pesan-singkat-sang-supir\/","title":{"rendered":"Pesan Singkat Sang Supir"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Mmobile-Phone-in-Hand.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by foxnews.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Sial sekali nasib Abdulah hari ini, pagi-pagi begini ia sudah kena omelan sang majikan hanya karena pesan singkat yang ia kirim kemarin. Perasaan tak enak sudah Abdulah rasakan ketika majikannya tersebut datang menemuinya dengan wajah muram.<\/p>\n<p>Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu ini supir kurang ajar, ya. Kamu ngerti gak maksud saya kemarin nyuruh kamu itu apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cNgerti, Tuan. Tuan nyuruh saya bersihin karpet mobil, kan?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Manjikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKok karpet, sih? Bukan itu! Pesan singkat yang kemarin itu, Dul!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cOh itu mah saya ingat, Tuan.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cJadi apa isi pesan saya?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTuan nyuruh saya jemput nyonya di supermarket.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBetul. Lalu kamu ingat balasan apa yang kamu tulis?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa ingatlah, Tuan. Seperti biasa saya balas \u2018Siap Pak\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0 : \u201cKamu yakin kamu telah menulis dengan benar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYakin, pak\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cLalu kenapa kamu menulis \u2018SAPI PAK???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abdulah\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c???\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(ysf\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Sial sekali nasib Abdulah hari ini, pagi-pagi begini ia sudah kena omelan sang majikan hanya karena pesan singkat yang ia kirim kemarin. Perasaan tak enak sudah Abdulah rasakan ketika majikannya tersebut datang menemuinya dengan wajah muram. Majikan\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKamu ini supir kurang ajar, ya. Kamu ngerti gak maksud saya kemarin nyuruh kamu itu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3288,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3291,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions\/3291"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}