{"id":3375,"date":"2013-10-17T16:30:14","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T09:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3375"},"modified":"2013-10-17T16:30:23","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T09:30:23","slug":"karena-ditodong-benda-tajam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/karena-ditodong-benda-tajam\/","title":{"rendered":"Karena Ditodong Benda Tajam"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Couple-Talking-1.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by ou.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Malam Minggu merupakan malam yang panjang bagi para pasangan kekasih. Hal tersebut juga berlaku bagi Juki dan Anti, dua sejoli yang baru-baru ini merajut tali kasih. Rencananya malam minggu nanti mereka akan menghabiskan waktu berdua dengan mengobrol bersama di sebuah taman terbuka. Namun sebelum itu, Anti hendak bertanya kepada kekasihnya yang saat itu sedang duduk disampingnya;<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cKang Juki sayang kan sama Eneng?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Juki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTentu atuh Neng. Akang Juki sayang banget sama Neng Anti.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYang bener?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Juki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cSuer, Neng\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTerus akang cinta gak sama Neng?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Juki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYaiyalah, Neng.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYang bener?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Juki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cBener, Neng. Akang cinta banget sama Neng Anti.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cTapi kan Neng jelek, Kang. Beneran akang cinta sama Neng? Kok bisa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Juki\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201cYa bisa ajalah, kan Neng nanyanya sambil nodongin pisau ke Akang.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anti\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : \u201c\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(asa\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Malam Minggu merupakan malam yang panjang bagi para pasangan kekasih. Hal tersebut juga berlaku bagi Juki dan Anti, dua sejoli yang baru-baru ini merajut tali kasih. Rencananya malam minggu nanti mereka akan menghabiskan waktu berdua dengan mengobrol bersama di sebuah taman terbuka. Namun sebelum itu, Anti hendak bertanya kepada kekasihnya yang saat itu [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3376,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3375"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3379,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3375\/revisions\/3379"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}