{"id":3508,"date":"2013-12-16T14:00:56","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T07:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3508"},"modified":"2013-12-16T14:27:40","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T07:27:40","slug":"jalan-keluar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/jalan-keluar\/","title":{"rendered":"Jalan Keluar"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Doors.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by bridgat.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Budi tidak pernah menduga bahwa ia dan seisi bus yang ditumpanginya akan menemui ajalnya masing-masing. Pada malam itu, bus jurusan Jakarta \u2013 Tegal hendak menabrak truk tronton bermuatan batu bata. Seluruh orang yang ada di dalamnya pun panik dan berteriak.<\/p>\n<p>Penumpang : \u201cCepat banting stir, bapak supir!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kenek Bus : \u201cTenang bu, kita sedang dalam keadaan bahaya.\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Penumpang : \u201cGimana mau tenang, pak! Kita akan mati sebentar lagi. Kita harus cari jalan keluar secepatnya!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kenek Bus : \u201cTenang, Bu. Saya berani jamin kalau kita semua pasti akan keluar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Sesaat setelah kenek bus mengatakan hal tersebut, keadaan sedikit tenang.<\/p>\n<p>Budi : \u201cLalu bagaimana caranya kita bisa keluar? Semua pintu tidak bisa di buka.\u201d Tanya Budi pada sang kenek bus.<\/p>\n<p>Kenek Bus : \u201cTenang, kita pasti akan keluar di halaman depan koran besok pagi.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Penumpang : \u201c!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(ysf\/rut)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Budi tidak pernah menduga bahwa ia dan seisi bus yang ditumpanginya akan menemui ajalnya masing-masing. Pada malam itu, bus jurusan Jakarta \u2013 Tegal hendak menabrak truk tronton bermuatan batu bata. Seluruh orang yang ada di dalamnya pun panik dan berteriak. Penumpang : \u201cCepat banting stir, bapak supir!!!\u201d Kenek Bus : \u201cTenang bu, kita [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3510,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3509,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3508\/revisions\/3509"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}