{"id":3582,"date":"2014-02-18T08:30:15","date_gmt":"2014-02-18T01:30:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3582"},"modified":"2014-02-17T13:54:08","modified_gmt":"2014-02-17T06:54:08","slug":"singa-dan-domba-di-restoran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/singa-dan-domba-di-restoran\/","title":{"rendered":"Singa dan Domba di Restoran"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 315px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Restaurant.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by aeltc.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><b>Gemintang.com<\/b> \u2013 Suatu hari di sebuah restoran di hutan rimba, duduklah dua ekor binatang disebuah restoran. Mereka adalah singa dan domba. Setelah dua ekor binatang itu duduk tak lama kemudian seekor kera pemilik restoran tersebut datang menghampiri keduanya.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSelamat siang tuan domba, mau pesan apa?\u201d <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSaya pesan paket sayuran satu porsi yang lengkap, ya.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Setelah mencatat pesanan si domba, kera itu berjalan menghampiri meja singa dan menanyakan hal yang sama.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSelamat siang tuan singa, mau pesan apa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSaya pesan kopi saja.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYakin hanya kopi saja tuan?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYa.\u201d jawab singa singkat.<\/p>\n<p>Beberapa saat kemudian kera datang membawa pesanan si domba. Dan kembali menanyakan pertanyaan yang sama kepada singa saat memberikan kopi pesanan singa.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTuan tidak ingin makan sesuatu, apa tuan tidak lapar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Singa hanya diam sambil menggeleng. Baru kemudian, domba menyahut santai.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHei kera, memangnya kamu pikir kalau dia lapar dia akan membiarkanku berkeliaran disini?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BACA JUGA:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/anjing-nakal\/\">Anjing Nakal<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/juragan-kambing\/\">Juragan Kambing<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/anjing-dan-kucing-terkena-demam-bbm-for-android\/\">Anjing dan Kucing Terkena Demam BBM for Android<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/pakai-sepatu\/\">Pakai Sepatu<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kuburan\/\">Kuburan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(tut\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com \u2013 Suatu hari di sebuah restoran di hutan rimba, duduklah dua ekor binatang disebuah restoran. Mereka adalah singa dan domba. Setelah dua ekor binatang itu duduk tak lama kemudian seekor kera pemilik restoran tersebut datang menghampiri keduanya. \u201cSelamat siang tuan domba, mau pesan apa?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hewan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3584,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3582\/revisions\/3584"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}