{"id":3667,"date":"2014-05-31T09:00:51","date_gmt":"2014-05-31T02:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3667"},"modified":"2014-05-30T10:54:54","modified_gmt":"2014-05-30T03:54:54","slug":"program-kb-gagal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/program-kb-gagal\/","title":{"rendered":"Program KB Gagal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/hyve.gmcdn.net.s3.amazonaws.com\/Program-KB.png\" width=\"315\" height=\"215\" \/>Gemintang.com<\/strong> &#8211; Pagi itu bu Titi bersiap-siap pergi ke dokter kandungan untuk memeriksakan kehamilan. Tapi, baru saja duduk di depan meja dokter, sang dokter memandanginya keheranan. Tanpa basa-basi dan mengabaikan pandangan dokter tersebut, bu Titi menyampaikan keluhannya.<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : Ini ibu Titin yang 11 bulan lalu\u00a0 periksa kehamilan ke klinik ini, kan? <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bu Titi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : Iya, dok.<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : Ibu isi lagi? Apa pil KB yang saya kasih waktu itu tidak diminum??<\/p>\n<p>Bu Titi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : Diminum kok, Dok.<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : Terus apa kenapa bu Titi bisa hamil lagi?<\/p>\n<p>Bu Titi\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 : Ya gimana gak hamil dok, pil KB-nya baru saya minum tapi celana dalam saya sudah turun ke bawah.<\/p>\n<p>Dokter\u00a0 : -____-<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>BACA JUGA:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/percakapan-saat-sidang-perceraian\/\">Percakapan Saat Sidang Perceraian<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/ketika-playboy-ketemu-camer-calon-mertua\/\">Ketika Playboy Ketemu Camer (Calon Mertua)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/supir-taksi\/\">Supir Taxi<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kopi-apa-yang-paling-pahit\/\">Kopi Apa yang Paling Pahit?<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/hati-hati-dengan-keinginanmu\/\">Hati-Hati dengan Keinginanmu<\/a><\/p>\n<p>foto: jurnalmetro.com<\/p>\n<p>(ysf\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Pagi itu bu Titi bersiap-siap pergi ke dokter kandungan untuk memeriksakan kehamilan. Tapi, baru saja duduk di depan meja dokter, sang dokter memandanginya keheranan. Tanpa basa-basi dan mengabaikan pandangan dokter tersebut, bu Titi menyampaikan keluhannya. Dokter\u00a0 : Ini ibu Titin yang 11 bulan lalu\u00a0 periksa kehamilan ke klinik ini, kan?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3668,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3669,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3667\/revisions\/3669"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}