{"id":3804,"date":"2015-01-21T16:00:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T09:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=3804"},"modified":"2015-06-12T16:23:50","modified_gmt":"2015-06-12T09:23:50","slug":"zodiak-hari-ini-via-bahasa-sunda","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/zodiak-hari-ini-via-bahasa-sunda\/","title":{"rendered":"Zodiak Hari Ini Via Bahasa Sunda"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Zodiak\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Gemintang.com – <\/strong>Membaca ramalan zodiak berbahasa Indonesia sih sudah biasa. Kalau Bahasa Sunda, pernah mencobanya?<\/p>\n

– Ariyes<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Ngamandian domba.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Gaji kapotongan wae ti bayar hutang imah.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Benerkeun heula beunget. <\/p>\n

– Tawurus<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Ngored jukut keur parab embe jeung dagang lahang.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Katipu baturan deukeut. Kudu diruwat.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Teu payu payu ganti peletna.<\/p>\n

– Gemini<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Ngurek belut, ngala tutut.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Bangkar, jujualan baju mitoha.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Ucrat-acret teuing. Kabogoh diditu-didieu, euweuh nu ucreug.<\/p>\n

– Kanser<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Macul, ngored.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Sakarat, tereh bangkrut.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Euweuh nu daekeun, modal ipis.<\/p>\n

– Leyo<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Noelan tukang jajamu.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Ripuh pisan, tak seperak-perak acan.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Ati-ati, bakal kapelet ti babakan cibelekok.<\/p>\n

– Pirgo<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Dagang jengkol.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Hambur pisan.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Teangan nu rada cageur.<\/p>\n

– Libra<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Ngorehan runtah atawa tukang beling.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Teu becus eweuh gadag neang duit.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Malam minggu engke manehna keur hayangeun diwowoy peda bereum + peutey.<\/p>\n

– Sekorpio<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Moe huntu di buruan sakapeung menerkeun kenteng batur.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Sarua jiga kamari boke.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Boga kabogoh penyakitan.<\/p>\n

– Sagitariyus<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Mersihan balong, mun keur halodo nyopet di pasar.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Pamajikan ngadat menta tambahan resiko dapur.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Kejutan ti pamajikan.<\/p>\n

– Kaprikorn<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Dagang kerupuk.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Pikawatireun, waspada debt kolektor!<\/p>\n

Asmara: Hambar, kabogoh hayong kejutan.<\/p>\n

– Akuwarius<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Dagang taraje jeung bilik.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Eureunan unja injem wae.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Sakeudeung deui jomblo, dikepret calon mitoha.<\/p>\n

– Piskes<\/strong><\/h5>\n

Pagawean nu cocok: Ngangkutan galon cai, sakapeung ngojek jueng ngiriman BBM ocon.<\/p>\n

Keuangan: Ladeh, loba urusan pacorokokod.<\/p>\n

Asmara: Ditolak deui, angger teu pira pedah rorombeheun.<\/p>\n

(rut\/rut)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gemintang.com – Membaca ramalan zodiak berbahasa Indonesia sih sudah biasa. Kalau Bahasa Sunda, pernah mencobanya? – Ariyes Pagawean nu cocok: Ngamandian domba. Keuangan: Gaji kapotongan wae ti bayar hutang imah. Asmara: Benerkeun heula beunget.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":3807,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3804"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3834,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3804\/revisions\/3834"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}