{"id":895,"date":"2012-01-13T15:53:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T08:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=895"},"modified":"2012-05-27T10:44:45","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T03:44:45","slug":"kisah-3-vampir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/kisah-3-vampir\/","title":{"rendered":"Kisah 3 Vampir"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1439\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1439\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1439\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lkoxcflab61qf83cro1_500-300x297.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lkoxcflab61qf83cro1_500-300x297.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lkoxcflab61qf83cro1_500-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/tumblr_lkoxcflab61qf83cro1_500.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1439\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by infinitydish.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Alkisah ada 3 vampir yang sedang sedang ngerumpi. Mereka sedang membicarakan kehebatan taring masing-masing.<\/p>\n<p>Vampir 1 berkata kepada kedua teman sesama vampirnya, &#8220;wei, lu liat nih kehebatan taring gue&#8221;. Dalam sekejab vampir 1 terbang dan kembali 10 menit kemudia dengan wajah belepotan darah.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;Kalian tau kampung sebelah yang dekat sungai ? Seluruh warga desa tersebut sudah gue hisap darahnya &#8220;, celoteh vampir 1.<\/p>\n<p>Kemudian vampir 2 berbalik berkata,&#8221;ah cuman begitu aja. Nih liat &#8220;. Vampir 2 pun tiba2 langsung terbang dan 5 menit kemudian kembali kehadapan vampir 1 dan vampir 3 dengan wajah dan sebagian badan penuh dengan darah.<\/p>\n<p>Dengan bangga vampir 2 berkata, &#8220;Lu orang tau kota tetangga kan ? Semua penghuninya dah gue hisap darahnya&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Vampir 3 yang merasa tertantang dengan kelakuan kedua teman-temannya tak mau kalah, &#8216;Alah lu orang mah gak ada apa-apanya dibanding gue. Lu liat nih kehebatan gue !!&#8221;, dan vampir tersebut langsung terbang dengan kecepatan kilat.<\/p>\n<p>Tak sampai 1 menit kemudian vampir 3 kembali ke teman-temannya dengan wajah penuh dengan darah.<\/p>\n<p>Vampir 3 : &#8220;Lu orang liat tiang listrik di bawah gak ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vampir 1 &amp; 2 : (bersamaan) &#8220;Liat, mang napa ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vampir 3 : &#8220;Sial gue kaga liat&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Martin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Alkisah ada 3 vampir yang sedang sedang ngerumpi. Mereka sedang membicarakan kehebatan taring masing-masing. Vampir 1 berkata kepada kedua teman sesama vampirnya, &#8220;wei, lu liat nih kehebatan taring gue&#8221;. Dalam sekejab vampir 1 terbang dan kembali 10 menit kemudia dengan wajah belepotan darah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-895","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=895"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":897,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/895\/revisions\/897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}