{"id":900,"date":"2012-01-14T03:55:21","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T20:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=900"},"modified":"2012-05-27T10:44:39","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T03:44:39","slug":"istri-tentara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/istri-tentara\/","title":{"rendered":"Istri Tentara"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1437\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1437\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1437\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/female-marine-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/female-marine-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/female-marine.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1437\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by articles.businessinsider.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Nunung adalah seorang istri bersuami kan tentara. Mereka baru saja menikah seminggu. layaknya pasangan baru, mereka sering kali memadu cinta. namun sayangnya Nunung sering dibuat kecewa karena suaminya yang bertubuh atletis itu ternyata lemah di ranjang.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Nunung : &#8220;Mas, kenapa sih mas kalau main keluarnya cepet terus ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Suami : &#8220;Aku ini seorang tentara terlatih dek, begitu mengeluarkan senjata langsung menembak. Apalagi dalam keadaan terjepit&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Nunung : &#8220;&#8230;..@#$%#!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Martin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Nunung adalah seorang istri bersuami kan tentara. Mereka baru saja menikah seminggu. layaknya pasangan baru, mereka sering kali memadu cinta. namun sayangnya Nunung sering dibuat kecewa karena suaminya yang bertubuh atletis itu ternyata lemah di ranjang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1437,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dewasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=900"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1452,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/900\/revisions\/1452"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}