{"id":903,"date":"2012-01-14T04:03:42","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T21:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=903"},"modified":"2012-05-27T10:44:30","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T03:44:30","slug":"guru-melukis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/guru-melukis\/","title":{"rendered":"Guru Melukis"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1435\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1435\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1435\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/78a4e_paint-brush-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/78a4e_paint-brush-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/78a4e_paint-brush-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/78a4e_paint-brush.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1435\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by buildmeafabwebsite.co.uk<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Didalam kelas seni lukis, seorang guru sedang memperhatikan salah satu muridnya yang kerjaannya hanya melihat-lihat lukisan temannya tanpa mengerjakan lukisannya.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Guru lukis : &#8220;Bagaimana hasil kerjaanmu ? Sudah selesai ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Murid : &#8220;Sudah Pak&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guru lukis : &#8220;Ok. Apa yang kamu lukis hari ini ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Murid : &#8220;Gambar sapi sedang memakan rumput di padang rumput pak&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guru lukis : &#8220;Ooo begitu. Lalu mana rumputnya ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Murid : &#8220;Sudah habis dimakan oleh sapinya pak&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guru lukis : &#8220;Begitu..lalu mana sapinya ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Murid : &#8220;Sapinya sudah pergi karena sudah kenyang makan rumput pak&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Guru lukis : &#8220;Ehmmm&#8230;.ok. Bagus sekali gambarmu. Bagaimana kalau kau keluar kelas dan saya akan melukisnya, SEKARANG !!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Martin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Didalam kelas seni lukis, seorang guru sedang memperhatikan salah satu muridnya yang kerjaannya hanya melihat-lihat lukisan temannya tanpa mengerjakan lukisannya.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1435,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-relationship"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=903"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":905,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions\/905"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}