{"id":906,"date":"2012-01-14T04:11:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T21:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=906"},"modified":"2012-05-27T10:44:22","modified_gmt":"2012-05-27T03:44:22","slug":"sedekah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/sedekah\/","title":{"rendered":"Sedekah"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1432\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1432\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1432\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/bag_of_money-234x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"234\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/bag_of_money-234x300.png 234w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/bag_of_money.png 314w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1432\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by wpclipart.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah selesai shalat Jumatan, Upin hendak kembali ke kantornya yang letaknya tidak jauh dari musholla. Ketika baru keluar musholla tiba-tiba dia dihampiri oleh pengemis sambil meminta-minta, &#8220;Pak minta uang pak&#8230;saya belum makan pas&#8221;, celoteh sang pengemis.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;Duh maaf saya gak ada uang receh, tadi habis di sumbang ke musholla&#8221;, cetus Upin.<\/p>\n<p>Pengemis : &#8220;Uang gedean juga gak apa pak, saya ada kembaliannya beberapa ribu&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Itung-itung gue amal deh&#8221;, batin Upin. Lalu Upin memberikan uang sepuluh ribuan kepada pengemis itu, &#8220;Kembaliin Rp. 7000 ya, buat saya beli bensin nanti&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Lalu si pengemis memberikan uang ribuan sebagai kembaliannya yang ternyata sebanyak Rp. 8000.<\/p>\n<p>Upin : &#8220;Loh pak, ini Rp. 8000, kelebihan Rp. 1000 dong ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pengemis : &#8220;Ooo gak apa pak, itung-itung sedekah&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Upin : &#8220;&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Martin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Setelah selesai shalat Jumatan, Upin hendak kembali ke kantornya yang letaknya tidak jauh dari musholla. Ketika baru keluar musholla tiba-tiba dia dihampiri oleh pengemis sambil meminta-minta, &#8220;Pak minta uang pak&#8230;saya belum makan pas&#8221;, celoteh sang pengemis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1432,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}