{"id":909,"date":"2012-01-14T04:35:53","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T21:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/?p=909"},"modified":"2013-11-22T10:31:19","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T03:31:19","slug":"sakit-apa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/sakit-apa\/","title":{"rendered":"Sakit Apa?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_1430\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1430\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1430\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/doctor-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/doctor-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/doctor-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/files\/2012\/01\/doctor.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1430\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto by mergersandinquisitions.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang bapak-bapak datang ke klinik dokter umum untuk berobat. Setelah di cek, si dokter memberikan obat kepada pasiennya.<\/p>\n<p>Dokter : &#8220;Minum obat ini sehari 3x dengan air segelas&#8221; (sambil memberikan tablet obat seukuran vitamin c)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bapak-bapak : &#8220;Ok dok, hanya ini saja obatnya ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dokter : &#8220;Minum obat ini juga sehari 3x dengan air sebanyak 3 gelas skali minum obat&#8221; (sambil memberikan obat seukuran obat pada umumnya)<\/p>\n<p>Bapak-bapak : &#8220;Ok. ini aja dok ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dokter : &#8220;Bapak tambah minum ini juga sehari 3x dengan air sebanyak 5 gelas sekali minum obat&#8221; (sambil memberikan obat seukuran kacang)<\/p>\n<p>Bapak-bapak : &#8220;Banyak amat minumnya dok. Sebenarnya saya sakit apa yah dok ?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dokter : &#8220;Oh, bapak hanya kekurangan minum saja kok&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(Martin)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gemintang.com &#8211; Seorang bapak-bapak datang ke klinik dokter umum untuk berobat. Setelah di cek, si dokter memberikan obat kepada pasiennya. Dokter : &#8220;Minum obat ini sehari 3x dengan air segelas&#8221; (sambil memberikan tablet obat seukuran vitamin c)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1430,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lainnya"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3468,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/909\/revisions\/3468"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/gemintang.com\/koleksi-cerita-lucu-humor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}