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the right man in the right place :) - Jokes
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Created by : doni

Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the
right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.

Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an
open window.
Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the
situation:

~If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks -PUT THEM IN
ACCOUNTS DEPT.

~If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks -PUT THEM IN THE
ENGINEERING DEPT.

~If they are arranging the bricks in some other order -PUT THEM IN
PLANNING.

~If they are throwing the bricks at each other -PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.

~If they are sleeping -PUT THEM IN SECURITY.

~If they have broken the bricks into pieces -PUT THEM IN INFORMATION
TECHNOLOGY.

~If they are sitting idle -PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.

~If they are clinging onto the bricks -PUT THEM IN TREASURY.

~If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has
moved -PUT THEM IN SALES.

~If they have already left for the day -PUT THEM IN MARKETING.

Last but not least....

~ If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved -PUT THEM
IN TOP MANAGEMENT

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