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Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang.

ANNIE BUDDY? ANNIE WAN? NOE WAN? SUM BUDDY? - Jokes
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Created by : dea
Lee Sum Wan: Hello can I speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes, you could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan: I’m Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan: You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : I’m Sori.
Lee Sum Wan: You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : I’m Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan: I dont like your tone of voice Mr and I dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already I’m Sori! I’m Sori!! I’m SORI!!! you didn’t even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan: I told you before I’m Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh I’m so scared(sarcastically).Look I don’t care about your uncle. He’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan: No! Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like I said I don’t care which one of your aunt screws everybody and I also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan: Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori: I don’t know which one is your sis! Why in gods name you think I do!? Look I got work to do and if I’m feeling mischievious I’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if you’re their uncle, you’re a nobody." how about that!?
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