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Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang.

What is Junglish? - Jokes
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Created by : dea
Jungle English... like the ones mentioned below:

Jakartenglish – Jakarte English is marked by the 'sih', 'deh', 'dong', 'nih', etc

- That book is very good, deh.

- Can you speak english? ... yeah a little sih I can!

- Use my money first nih..

- Give me more dong..

- How sih? Little little angry..

Sundanglish is also available such as 'atuh', 'euy', 'mah'

- Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh

- It can't be that way euy..

- I am mah, not like that... anything else?

Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki', etc

- Lho, I already bought that book!

- Kok, buying again?

- I told you many times 'tho' !

- Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !?

- Don't be like that, no....!?

Other exclamation words of Java: 'wo_', 'wah', 'wé_', 'jian', and 'jé_'

- Wé_ lha this book is mine jé...!

- Wo_, only like that tho!

- Wah, expensive, tho?

- Jian, Vera is beautiful tenan.

Surobenglish is marked by 'tah' and the famous word is 'diancuk'

-Do you feel sick, tah ?

-Diancuk... he took my money !

There are also abundant 'sound effect' in Javanese language.

- Suddenly, mak bedhengus Curtis appeared

- My head feels pain, mak cleng!

- Mak tlepok, I got a manggo !

- My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng

- Mak gedebug, Mas Oji fell down.

- Mak jegagik.... Oh, trondholo

Keep Smiling, Euy

...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!!

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Globalization - Jokes
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

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1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
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Playing Kisses - Jokes
Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
Allen

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I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.
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F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
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