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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. 5 Donts when SLEEP - Jokes View : 85736 Created by : admin 1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health. 2. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first. 3. DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep. 4. DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more Than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it. 5. DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' HUSBAND You may never wake up again. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  5298  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.145.32.238) Kategori Jokes lainnya Steven Spielberg - Jokes One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here." The a...[View] Why I Fired my Secretary ? - Jokes Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning" let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that'...[View] Mori vs Clinton - Jokes Prime Ministry Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say "How are you?". Then Mr. Clinton should say " I am fine, a...[View] Attorney & Witness - Jokes There is a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: N...[View] Junglish - Jungle English - Jokes Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: 'lho', 'lha', 'tho', 'kok', 'ki', etc - Lho, I already bought that book ! - Kok, buying again ? - I told you many times 'tho' ! - Lha, I didn't know tho yo... how ki !? - Don't be like that, no....!? Jakartenglish.. Jakarte English is marked by th...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11

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