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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Let's Learn English! - Jokes View : 95851 Created by : GwBush (Music. Beep.) Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That's the man's name. George B. : - That's who's name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That's correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap. Condoleeza : - You want Kofi? George B. : - No. Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi. George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations. Condoleeza : - Kofi? George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call? Condoleeza : - And call who? George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China. George B. : - Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condoleeza : - Kofi. George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here. George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know. (Door slam. Music.) ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  3295  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.117.254.177) Kategori lainnya Soto dan siti.... - Seks Seorang pedagang soto yg sedang mangkal ditanya oleh seorang pengamen yg ga punya duit buat makan... mereka bertaruh jika si pengamen menanyakan sesuatu ttg soto yg ga diketahui si abang soto, maka dia berhak makan semangkok soto, gratis! "ah, segitu mah, kecill... gue pedagang soto masa kaga tau!...[View] Apa beda burung sama perempuan. - Seks Hayo,apa beda burung sama perempuan? kalo burung ditembak dulu baru celentang... kalo perempuan celentang dulu baru ditembak.... hehehe (setuju kan?)...[View] Beda gajah sama laki-laki - Seks Apa beda gaya sama laki-laki? kalo gajah di belalainya ada kepala. kalo laki-aki di belalainya ada kepala.... hehehe...[View] Jangan Merasa Jelek - Indonesia Jangan putus asa, tidak semua orang menilai manusia dari fisiknya, siapa tahu bisa dari rumahnya, mobilnya, pekerjaannya, atau tabungannya DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY THE COVER (Jangan menghukum buku dengan koper) Jangan salahkan diri kamu kalau kamu jelek, salahkanlah orangtuanya, karena jelek it...[View] Celana dalam siapa ini? - Seks Yanti baru saja pulang dari tugas luar kota. Sesampai di rumah, di dalam lemarinya, dia menemukan celana dalam perempuan yang bukan miliknya. Dengan berang dia bertanya kepada suaminya, "Ini celana dalam siapa?" "Mana aku tahu," jawab suaminya. Tersinggung dengan jawaban suaminya, Yanti memanggil...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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