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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Funny Thought - Jokes View : 92320 Created by : Yanti (1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already! (2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... baby doll 3rd wife.....china doll 2nd wife.....barbie doll 1st wife..... panadol ! (3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"... (4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch! (5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" (6) SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service" (7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons" (8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section. (9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. (10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly." (11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " (12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  3597  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 13.59.67.189) Kategori lainnya Kamar Pak Yakub - Umum Seorang kakek memasuki sebuah apartemen. Di pintu masuk ia bertemu seorang anak kecil. " Nak, apakah kamu tahu kamar di mana Pak Yakub tinggal ?" tanya sang kakek kepada anak tersebut. Dengan ramah anak itu menjawab," Saya tahu kek ! Mari saya antarkan." Anak itu pun mengajak kakek itu naik tangga...[View] Stand Right Here - Jokes Blonde Jokes - Stand Right Here A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side ...[View] Funny Gender Jokes - Marriage Advice from Kids - Jokes (As answered by elementary school students) How Do You Decide Who To Marry? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 No person really decides before t...[View] The Original Story behind "THE RING" Movie - Umum GADIS MISTERIUS DI SUMUR TUA (cerita asli dalam bahasa Jepang, telah diterjemahkan kedalam bahasa Indonesia) Kami hidup di desa terpencil yang jauh dari hingar bingar kota. Saya Daijiro, malam itu berkumpul bersama 3 orang teman laki-laki. Kami merayakan ulang tahun Watanabe, seorang teman sa...[View] Cerita Seram di ICU RS Sarjito - Umum Gw posting disini karena Cerita Misteri belum aktif --------------------------- Ada kejadian aneh di rumah sakit Perawatan Intensif (ICU) ini dimana para pasien selalu meninggal di tempat tidur pada kamar yang sama dan selalu pada Jumat pagi tanpa peduli umur, kelamin, kondisi kesehatan mereka a...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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