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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. By all Means.... Marry! - Jokes View : 144901 Created by : dea hua ha ha ah ha... lucu-lucu pahit :)) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? - Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  3412  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.133.143.118) Kategori lainnya Tebakan buat lebaran... - Umum Coba tebak ya.... : tebu apa yg ga numbuh di tanah, malah banyak di toko atau ditempat2 yg dingin, en ga bisa dikunyah kulitnya, cuma di isep isinya... jawabannya ; tebutol sosro..... heuehueheueheue met lebaran semua yg merayakan...[View] Ngajak sekretaris selingkuh - Sex Seorang manajer di sebuah perusahaan sedang ngebet2nya sama sekretatisnya yg sexy n kece. Si bos yg ga tahan akhirnya menawarkan proposal : "Yuli, kamu mau ga ngelayanin saya, semalem aja... saya bayar sejuta. Ga bakalan lama koq, nanti saya sebarin uangnya di ranjang, trus sebelum kamu selesai ...[View] Jurus maut cowo ngerayu cewe - Umum Cowok: Mbak, ayak mbak pasti ahli perbintangan ya? Cewek: Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa? Cowok: Saya lihat ada bintang dimata mbak... Cowok: Maaf mbak, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah deket saya saja... Cewek: Loh? Emangnya kenapa?? Cowok: Biar gak dikerubung semut.. soalnya mbak ma...[View] Asal Usul Anatomi Manusia Versi Engineer - Sex Tiga engineer muda asyik berdebat. Topiknya adalah tentang anatomi manusia. Mereka bersitegang tentang siapa sebenarnya perancang anatomi manusia itu. "Pasti engineer mesin," kata engineer pertama. "Lihat, sistem kendali mekaniknya yang nyaris sempurna. Tarikan katrol dan pengungkitan yang halus,...[View] Tatto VIONA - Sex Ada seorang wanita nakal (WTS) yang ingin membuat tatto di kedua pahanya. Suatu hari ia datang ke seorang ahli membuat tatto. WANITA : Mas, saya ingin membuat tatto diantara paha saya... PEMBUAT TATTO : Tatto gambar atau tulisan mbak? WANITA : Tulisan aja, pakai nama saya. Sebelah kiri buat...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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