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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. WORDS WOMEN USE - Jokes View : 98302 Created by : surti FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT !!!! LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say "you're welcome." Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget "Whatever" ..it's a woman's way of saying F!#K YOU! ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  1808  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 3.147.69.25) Kategori lainnya Pemabuk - Indonesia Polisi menerima telepon dari seorang tak dikenal. "Tolong Pak, mobil saya dirampok habis-habisan. Setirnya hilang, dashboardnya hilang, bahkan kaca depab dan wipernya juga hilang." Polisi yang bertugas menjawab, "Sebutkan posisi Anda. Kami akan mengirimkan patroli dalam waktu singkat." Hening...[View] Pandangan Pertama - Indonesia "Aku nggak mau lagi naik kopaja itu, kondekturnya memandangku seolah-olah aku belum bayar." "Lalu apa yang kau perbuat ?" tanya temannya. "Aku ganti memandangnya, seolah-olah aku sudah bayar!" ...[View] Bush in Hell - Jokes One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I...[View] TIPS MENGHADAPI POLANTAS - Indonesia Berani enggak “gokil” begini ? Seorang Polantas menghentikan mobil seorang pria yang ngebut dengan kecepatan tinggi menerobos lampu merah, dan bermaksud menilangnya. Polantas: “Selamat malam Pak. Tolong lihat SIM-nya”. Pria : “Wah, nggak ada Pak. SIM saya sudah dicabut gara-gara ...[View] Penyanyi dan Pesawat - Indonesia Sebuah pesawat udara , yang di penuhi artis artis indonesia, sedang terbang untuk tour musik bersama . Tiba tiba , mesin pesawat rusak satu . " Pesawat kehilangan tenaga, kita bisa jatuh , cepat semua barang bawaan harap di buang keluar " perintah Pilot . Setelah barang bawaan di buang pesawa...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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