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5 Donts when SLEEP - Jokes
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1. DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it
might have adverse effects on your health.

2. DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved
that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit
magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it
off first.

3. DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin
problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have
difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also
need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

4. DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that
wear bras for more Than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast
cancer. So go to bed without it.

5. DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' HUSBAND
You may never wake up again.

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