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Humor Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang. Punjab Airways - Jokes View : 166265 Created by : didit Good morning, Ladies & Gentlemen. This is your captain Banta Singh welcoming you to Punjab Airways. We apologize for the four day delay in taking off, owing to bad weather and some overtime I had put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to New Delhi. Landing in Delhi is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the East. And if luck is in our favour, we may even be landing on your village! Punjab Airways has an excellent record for safety. In fact our safety standards are so high that even the terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure I annouce that starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination. For the ones that don't quite make it, Punjab Airways staff have all the requisite experience for consoling the next-of-kin. Our Stewardess Bubbly will be happy to brief you on our out-of-court settlement policies. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary tea and biscuits. For our religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God. We regret to inform you that today's inflight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our movie buff, we will be flying right next to Air India, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window. This is a non smoking airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down. Life jackets are positioned under your seats and free bathing costumes are made available to the aunties and swimming shorts to the uncles, for emergency jumps. In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for the best view. If however we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark. Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take off and fasten your belt. For those who can't find a seat belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And for those who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a flight attendant for your suitcase. Sorry, but I won't be flying with you today because I have to attend my nephew's wedding. But please make yourself at home and help yourself to the cockpit. Thank you for choosing Punjab Airways. Last for not least, have a nice journey :) ...Beri humor ini ke teman kamu !!! Nama Kamu:  Email Kamu: Nama Teman:  Email Teman: Kode Verifikasi :  2408  Ketik Ulang Kode Verifikasi Kode verifikasi dibutuhkan untuk menghindari Spam (IP Address kamu : 18.118.0.93) Kategori lainnya Seksologi - Seks Sepasang anak muda mengunjungi seorang Seksolog. Anak muda : Dokter, kami adalah suami istri yang baru menikah. Kami ingin tahu apakah cara kami berhubungan seks sudah benar atau belum. Maukah dokter melihatnya? Seksolog tersebut agak kaget sebentar, namun kemudian setuju. Kedua anak muda te...[View] Wanita Ibarat Ikan - Indonesia IKAN SALMON Bentuknya ramping, indah, dagingnya pink muda dan enak dimakan. Sayangnya mahal, soalnya masih import. INI WANITA KARIR.... IKAN SAPU-SAPU Jenis ini murah dan selalu nempel dikaca akuarium. Kalo udah nempel, susah banget lepasnya. INI CEWEK SMU...... IKAN LELE Kalo yang ini har...[View] Permen Karet - Indonesia Turip Amerika diantar berkeliling Bangkok oleh seorang pemandu wisata Thailand. Terjadilah percakapan di antara keduanya. Turis Amerika: "Kalau di sini, sisa-sisa seafood itu biasanya diapakan?" Pemandu Thailand: "Dibuang" Turis Amerika: "Kalau di Amerika, sisa-sisa seafood itu dibuat snack...[View] Coba lagi ya - Indonesia Sang ayah dan ibu sangat murka ketika mengetahui anak perempuan mereka hamil. “Siapa si bedebah itu,” jerit sang ayah, sedang si ibu menangis. “Suruh dia datang kesini!” Si anak pun menelepon pria yang menghamilinya. Setengah jam kemudian sebuah mobil Ferrari merah berhenti di depanrumah.. . S...[View] Si Mbok - Indonesia Seorang gadis desa yang lugu hendak merantau ke kota dibekali pesan oleh simbok. "Nduk. . kalau kamu ke kota dan kebetulan ada jodoh, Simbok pesen, carilah pasangan yang setia; bisa mengelola uang, dan; harus perjaka ting-ting". Berangkatlah sang gadis ke kota. Beberapa bulan kemudian dia kembali ...[View] 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11   12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22   23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33   34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44   45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52  53  54  55   56  57  58  59  60  61  62  63  64  65  66

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