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Humor yang bikin kamu senyum simpul, ketawa ngakak, sampai yang rada jayus ada di sini... Apa saja yang bisa bikin hari Sobat Gemintang yang jenuh menjadi lebih berGemintang.
Abunawas - Umum
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Created by : Didit
Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh boring n bete abis, jadi dia tanya
Bendahara,

"Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"
"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara.

Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda bertitah: "Kalau kamu pandai, coba
buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf'
'J'
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok.
Jeng juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu jagoannya:
jamu jahe.

"Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!" Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan
jamunya, jelajahi jalanan. Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng
Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..."

Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara
judo.
Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji jera
jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga jejaka
jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget.
"Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi
jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab
Juminten.

Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny
jahil,jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack
jegal Johny, Jebreeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi
jontor juga jendol... jeleekk.

"John, jangan jahilin Juminten...!" jerit Jack...

Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji, Jack, janji... Johnny jera..."
jawab Johny.

Juni, Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajajan jejer Juminten. Jhony jadi
jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi
jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus Jengkol Johny "jolly-jolly jumper."

Jumpalagi, jek...!!!


jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!! jusah...!


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